Jokes, and just some more Jokes! :)

Here were cute are just some jokes.. I thought ! :)

Canada's Hockey team won A gold! (:

GOOO CANADA GOOO!

Jokes!

Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?
Yes, but she doesn't realize it; she thinks we're actually listening!

PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
One dollar.
You don't know your arithmetic.
You don't know my father !